that_feel (that_feel) wrote,

and on a completely unrelated note...

You know you've just released a fart of cataclysmic force when it bounces off of the toilet water, tunnels back through the small crack between your groin and the front of the bowl and blows your bangs off of your forehead. And that, my friends, is the danger of eating too many vegetables.
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